[september 29, 2003]
The End

=-)  How can you not smile, the way the Tigers
finished the season?  After being written off by
pretty much everyone as a lock to at least tie the
record for losses in a season, the boys from D-Town
win five of their last six games and finish the entire
162 game season with 119 losses and 43 wins.  As the
season came to a close, each win brought loads of
excitement to the players and the fans.  In the final
homestand, the Tigs took three of four from the Twins.
  The Tigers finally caught a break, in that the Twins
were resting most of their regulars, having clinched
the division earlier in the week.  Still, it wasn't
easy.  On Saturday, sitting on 119 losses, the Tigers
rallied from an 8-1 deficit in the final three innings
to win their forty-second and finished the season on
Sunday with a sound 9-4 victory.  The positive finish
will hopefully have a lasting effect into the start of
next season.  While a number of the players will not
be here when the next season starts, most of them will
remember what it's like to get excited about winning
some games.
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The Tigers Weekly Continuum Project...
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Thanks to Jason "Williams" Boddu, you can now review
all of the Tigers Weekly's from the year 2003.  And
there was much rejoicing (yay).  So now if there are
any questions about games or if you want to look at
some of the good and terrible predictions that I or
readers may have made, you can check the back issues
out at this page.

http://theorigin8or.tripod.com/tigersweekly.htm
Go Chicago Bulls!
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Week of 9/23 - 9/29

Record:  5-1  WWWLWW-

Undy Five Hundy:  Seventy-six losses under five
hundred, while a hundred and ten plus nine games we
lost.  There were more than a thousand K's, in less
than two hundred days, there were errors, and lots of
games they cost!  Yeah, Mike Ilitch selling us on the
Tigers was about equivalent to Harold Hill getting
River City to buy into the boys band.  But the index
ends up at 76, two shy (one game difference) of what
it would have taken to tie the Mets.  That's good
enough in my book.
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Tigers of the Week...
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Shane Halter hit a walk-off home run Thursday night to
beat the Twins and had a game tying RBI in the tenth
inning on Friday.  Mike Maroth picked up two wins in
the final week of the season, taking the hill one
final time in the season finale.  The man deserved to
win ten games, and didn't deserve to lose twenty.  But
that's life.  I think that Maroth dealt with it really
well and he didn't get it too bad for being the first
guy in twenty years to lose twenty games.  If he can
step up his skills and continue to show this kind of
mettle, he will be a fine pitcher.
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Tiger of the Year...
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Barely edging out Craig Paquette this year is Dmitri
Young.  Honestly now... Dmitri has, without question,
been the most positive story for the Tigers in the
2003 season.  He led the team in most of the good
statistical batting categories and he was the Tiger
representative in the All-Star game.  Money should be
spent on guys like Dmitri, not on the likes of Dean
Palmer.
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MLB Standings...
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AL East
NYY 101 61 -
BOS  95 67 6  *** AL Wild Card ***
TOR  86 76 15
BAL  71 91 30
TAM  63 99 38

AL Central
MIN 90 72  -
CWS 86 76  4
KCR 83 79  7
CLE 68 94  22
DET 43 119 47

AL West
OAK 96 66 -
SEA 93 69 3
ANA 77 85 19
TEX 71 91 25

NL East
ATL 101 61 -
FLA  91 71 10 *** NL Wild Card ***
PHI  86 76 15
MON  83 79 18
NYM  66 95 34.5

NL Central
CHC 88 74 -
HOU 87 75 1
STL 85 77 3
PIT 75 87 13
CIN 69 93 19
MIL 68 94 20

NL West
SFG 100 61 -
LAD  85 77 15.5
ARI  84 78 16.5
COL  74 88 26.5
SDP  64 98 36.5
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Playoff Preview...
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American League Divisional Series'

Minnesota Twins vs. New York Yankees

Minnesota has lost their last thirteen games to the
Yankees, but in this five game series, anything can
happen (see 2002 Anaheim Angels).  The Yankees are
vulnerable, and the Twins were hot down the stretch.
As my buddy Luis and I discussed today, game one in
the Bronx is huge.  If Johan Santana can win that game
for the Twins, then the Yankees will have to play at
least two games in the land of the Homer Hankee if
they plan to move on to the LCS.

Boston Red Sox vs. Oakland Athletics

The A's are the champions of the West and the Red Sox
are the Wild Card team, but most people are picking
the Red Sox to win this series.  Maybe it's because
the Athletics have lost in the first round each of the
last three seasons, or maybe it's just because the Red
Sox are a dynamite team this year.  Their pitching
isn't spectacular (except for that P. Martinez guy)
but their hitting is phenomenal.  Bill Mueller won the
AL batting title with a .326 average, and the Red Sox
finished with a team average of .289 (which bested the
next best AL team, big hitting Toronto, by ten
points).  With Mark Mulder out, the A's are a two
headed monster on the mound, and they will have
trouble keeping up at the plate.  It's good for them
they have a thing called "The Curse of the Babe"
working for them.

National League Divisional Series'

Chicago Cubs vs. Atlanta Braves

Who doesn't love the Cubs...except Cardinal fans?
With the Sox and the Cubs in the playoffs this year,
it gives the possibility of a "Hell Freezes Over"
World Series.  This divisonal series is hitting versus
pitching.  The Cubs have great pitching to counter
Atlanta's great hitting.  The series will be won or
lost on who comes to play; Atlanta's hurlers or
Chicago's swingers.  Both have had their sporadic
moments over the season, so if one can best the other,
that team should win the series.

Florida Marlins vs. San Francisco Giants

The team that gets overlooked the most is probably the
Florida Marlins.  They are a very different team than
the Giants, but should give them a tough series.  They
play with a lot of enthusiasm, and will run circles
around you on the bases.  Benito Santiago is going to
have trouble keeping Pierre, Castillo, and Juuuuuan
Encarnacion from strolling around the diamond.  But
they can't steal bases if they can't reach first base
first (what a mouthful).  Jason Schmidt and the rest
of the Giants rotation will attempt to prevent just
that.  Oh yeah, the Giants have a dangerous lineup
that includes the most dangeruous hitter in the game,
Neifi Perez...er, Barry Bonds.
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2003 Tigers Statistical Leaders...
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Batting Leaders...

Note:  There was an Ernie Young that got some time for
the Tigers this year.  However, whenever I say "Young"
it is in reference to Dmitri.  Pretty much every
category was headed by Dmitri.

Games         Young 155
At Bats       Young 562
Batting Avg.  Young .297
On Base %     Young .372
Runs          Young 78
Hits          Young 167
Doubles       Young 34
Triples       Young 7
Home Runs     Young 29
RBI's         Young 85
Walks         Higginson 59
Strikeouts    Young 130
Stolen Bases  Sanchez 44
CS            Sanchez 18

Pitching Leaders...

Games Started    Maroth 33
Games            Walker 78
Innings Pitched  Cornejo 194.2
Wins             Maroth 9
Losses           Maroth 21
Saves            German/Mears 5
Holds            Walker 12
Strikeouts       Bonderman 107
K's/9 innings    Rodney 10.01

Minimimum 50 innings pitched...
WHIP             Walker 1.20
ERA              Walker 3.32
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Game Linescores...
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September 23:  Detroit 15 - Kansas City 6
Starters:  DET: Maroth 5IP - KCR: Lima 3.2IP
DET  121 342 200  15 18 1
KCR  110 400 000   6 12 1
W: Maroth (8-21)
L: Lima   (8-2)

September 24:  Detroit 4 - Kansas City 3
Starters:  DET: Loux 5IP - KCR: Gobble 7IP
DET  400 000 000  4 5 0
KCR  100 000 200  3 7 0
W: Loux   (1-1)
L: Gobble (4-5)
S: Rodney (3)

September 25:  Minnesota 4 - Detroit 5   F/11
Starters:  MIN: Santana 5IP - DET: Robertson 7IP
MIN  001 000 030 00  4 6 2
DET  000 000 310 01  5 9 0
W: Mears  (1-3)
L: Thomas (0-1)

September 26:  Minnesota 5 - Detroit 4  F/11
Starters:  MIN: Milton 5IP - DET: Cornejo 7IP
MIN  000 201 000 11  5 12 1
DET  200 010 000 10  4 12 0
W: Guardado (3-5)
L: German   (2-4)
S: Hawkins  (2)

September 27:  Minnesota 8 - Detroit 9
Starters:  MIN: Radke 5IP - DET: Knotts 3.2IP
MIN  100 430 000  8 15 1
DET  000 010 341  9 14 1
W: Rodney (1-3)
L: Orosco (1-1)

September 28:  Minnesota 4 - Detroit 9
Starters:  MIN: Lohse 3IP - DET: Maroth 6IP
MIN  000 020 020  4 12 2
DET  100 017 00X  9 15 1
W: Maroth  (9-21)
L: Johnson (0-1)
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Readers Write In...
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Nic "Where the f#$% are my glasses" Gilbert

I feel really degraded for not making it in the weekly
this week you asshole.  Just cause I ended up pulling
it out and becoming the only 3-0 team in fantasy
football does not mean you have to ignore me for the
rest of the year.  May I remind you that my fondest
memory of the year is the fact that I went 3-0 on the
year.  That is almost a whopping 10% of their wins.
And not only that, but it was against the Yankees,
A's, and White Sox.  Who can say they have that luck.
Now time to go study game film of the real sport so I
can set my lineup this week and prepare for another
league title and monetary donations.

Gilby
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Nick "Cy Young" Ciofani

I will remember waking up, checking to see if the
Tigers lost, then to see if the Indians won, and then
moving on to read about the NFL.  Without the Tigers I
would have stopped paying attention to baseball in
July.
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Peter "Bobblehead" Ciofani

Matt, on behalf of all your readers I will add you to
my daily novena for all the pain and suffering you
went through this year. As they say, when you
die you'll go to heaven beacuse you've been through
hell on earth. Great job each week!
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Gary "Pettis" Conkle

"Look Martha!! There's a light up ahead."

Unfortunately, for the Tigers, I don't see a light up
ahead for next year.  Lack-luster ownership,
non-existent general management and a philosophy of
"homegrow your team" does not give me any confidence
in the '04 Tigers.

Now don't get me wrong. I love my Tigers wether they
are winning or losing.  (Well, OK, I like them a
little better when they are winning.)  I just think
that  until upper management is willing to cut loose a
few extra bucks to get a couple of top quality players
that can bring along the rest of the team and not send
up a bunch of "still suckling at the AAA nipple"
players, I see the Tigers fighting for last place for
at least a couple of more years.
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Dallas "Rick 'em" Senters

yes the tigers are the worst team in baseball.
this year there were some glaring problems with
pitching and hitting, which pretty much spells
out losing, but the pitching has "potential"
and as matt pointed out last year the upside
for the hitters is pretty high (except for money
bags higginson)  so the problem becomes
their defense.  how bad were they this year?
did they get more runs than errors?  that is
what they need to improve next year.

speaking of improving next year.  the reds
have to get some pitching.  their three best
players would have been nice to keep, too.

the indians will have to figure out who is going
to play when their FIFTEEN out for the year
players are healthy next season (we hope)

how did hillsdale baseball do this year?  did they
get a chance to get drilled by notre dame's b-squad?

which is worse, matt?....this tigers season or 120+
titty twisters?

i'm done

dallas
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John "Ma-Roth"well

Methods of improvement for 2004:

Major League Baseball buys the Tigers from Mike I. for
a reasonable price.  Major league baseball disbands
the entire
current Tiger team and buys out all salarys/contracts.

Major league baseball, which owns the Montreal Expos,
moves that team to Detroit.  MLB wants to get out of
Montreal in the worst way.

Doing this will insure a better, more qualified, more
>exciting, etc. team for 04.

John W Rothwell
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Steve "Jud" Sprague

Toolie,

I think my favorite memory of the Tigers this year was
when they stopped Clemens from getting his 300th
victory.  I despise that man and there were three
teams I absolutely did not want to see him reach that
milestone against.  The Red Sox for the way he left,
pissing on the fans that cheered him for so long, the
Cubbies because they are my favorite team, and of
course the Tigers because I grew up rooting for them
except for their inter-league games against the Cubs.
I remember the Yankees holding the lead when Clemens
came out and the Tigers rallying in the bottom of the
inning to earn a no-decision for the Rocket.  What
followed was even better, the Tigers actually taking
the Yankees to extra innings, they had a fire that
game, the stadium was packed and the fans were going
wild.  That was not the game you expect to watch when
one of the teams involved is the worst ever, and the
other is the most historic franchise in all of sports.
  But, for a few hours that wonderful afternoon the
Tigers were up to the task of playing the Yankees, and
making Clemens and his overfed ego wait another five
days to celebrate history.  The only thing that could
have made the day better would have been if Clemens
took a hit off his throwing elbow and never pitched
again.  Seriously, I hate him.  I think he should go
into the HOF with a dollar sign on his hat.

Hopefully in the future there will be many more
exciting ball games at Comerica Park, until then Go
Wings!  Go Pistons!  At least there is something
positive about Michigan winters.

Stephen Sprague
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Simon "Mathematica" Pranaitis

Matt,

Great job on the newsletter. I do admit enjoying it
even though I despise every Detroit sports team. OK,
maybe that's a little strong. I really only despise
the Red Wings, but being a good Colorado boy, I can't
help but find the Tigers and Lions woes humorous. As
for the poll question, the Tigers have to be better
next year in every respect, but especially pitching.
Anyhow, hang in there buddy. The Rockies won't be
winning the pennant anytime soon either. Go Avs and
Broncos!

Simon
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Toolie's Trashtalk...

And that, as they say, is that.  162 games in the
books.  43 up, and 119 down.  It's been a long long
season and it has finally come to a close.  You have
to give the Tigers credit for making that push at the
end and avoiding the loss record.  I was a little
unsure about their sense of urgency, but they really
showed that they didn't want that undesirable
distinction by winning five of their last six.  The
most impressive win, in my eyes, was the comeback on
Saturday after spotting the Twins eight runs.  I had
all but given up on the game.  I was sitting at a bar,
and I happened to glance up at the bottom line scores
and I saw "Twins 8 Tigers 9" and I didn't even think
that it was that day's score.  In my mind, the game
was over and the Tigers had lost.  It took me about
three seconds just to deliberate whether that was the
true score or not.  Then, I had to remember who the
Tigers had played and that they were down 8-0 when I
left.  When I was sure of the victory, I raised my
arms in jubilation and exclaimed "they won the Tigers
won, holy crap they won!" or something to that effect.
  I couldn't get the words out of my mouth fast enough.
  After some high fives, I walked over to the DJ and
requested "Eye of the Tiger" and basked in the win.

On Sunday, I listened to the final game on the radio
as I relearned how to take derivatives of and
integrate inverse trig functions.  You can imagine how
much fun I was having.  I had to go to the computer
lab in the top of the sixth inning, and I saw on the
gamecast that the Tigers had put up seven runs in the
sixth and I knew then (with 90% confidence) that it
was over.  I was able to get back down to my office to
hear the top of the ninth, the crowd going wild as
Shane Halter fired over to Carlos Pena for the final
out of the season.  What a freaking finish!

Yo, Mr. Ciofani, thanks for the prayer inclusion.  I
need it in more ways than just Tiger viewing.  After
all I've been through this season, I feel like I
should be sitting at the right hand of the Father.
But that spot is already taken, so I'll settle for
something else.  Gilby, I can ignore you whenever I
want.  This is my newsletter!  BUT, the letter you had
sent me was old news, as I had included the link on
the 15th, so that's why you got the snub.  I like the
idea involving contraction in the league.  I am for
contraction, but of course, I am against contracting
teams with a rich history.  Two teams definitely need
to go, perhaps four.  As far as Clemens entering
Cooperstown with a dollar sign on his hat:  As I
recall, he was kind of ushered out of Boston.  The GM
made some comment about Clemens being in the twilight
of his career, I think.  If that's the truth, then I
think there can't be anything more satisfying than
sticking it to the team that scorned you.  Now, the
most important question; the Tigers season or 120+
titty twisters?  If I had to take the titty twisters
all at once then I'd say give me the 119 loss season.
However, if you spread the TT's over a six month
period, that may be easier to deal with.  I throw the
question back to you, Dallas.  Would you rather have
the Reds lose 120 or would you rather take 120 laps
around the Highlands in your boxers after suffering
120 10-0 losses to me (or Jim or Phil or Anthony) in
foosball?

There was an article on ESPN.com trying to focus on
the positives from this season.  Click the link below
to check it out.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1623404

I've got to give it up for Mike Maroth.  Maroth,
already a 21 game loser and the poster boy for the
Tigers miserable season, took the ball for one last
time in 2003 and pitched to get his team victory
number twenty-three.  Maroth was coming off his eighth
win in Kansas City, and had the Tigers stuck with the
six man rotation they were on,  he could have ended
his season peacefully.  But Maroth said "give me the
ball and let's win" and pitched six strong innings.
When the Tigers scored all those runs in the bottom
half of the sixth, Trammell took Maroth out, who ended
up getting win number nine.  It was only fitting that
Maroth be the one to finish the season for Detroit.
As bad as the year was, it seemed to end on a high
note for everyone.  Maroth got the win, Higginson hit
a home run, and Brandon Inge went 2 for 4, finishing
with a .203 batting average.  On Saturday, Alex
Sanchez stole four bases, two coming in the ninth,
which led to him scoring the winning run on a wild
pitch.  Craig Monroe had a homer in the last game,
which brought his total up to twenty-three on the
year.  He will be a force next season.  Jamie Walker,
easily the Tigers best reliever this season, finished
up the game working a 1-2-3 ninth inning.  And Alan
Trammell, first year manager and Tiger legend, got the
forty-third win of his career.  Next year will most
certainly be better, but it may be a long time until
Trammell and the Tigers get a bigger win than the one
they got on Sunday... a win that kept the Tigers out
of baseball's historical joke book.

Teams I would like to see win the Series...
1. Twins
2. Cubs
3. Athletics
4. Red Sox
5. Marlins
6. Braves
7. Giants
8. Yankees

I don't know who is actually going to win (or else I'd
go to Vegas and put a bet on them) but I'll venture a
guess, hoping to curse the Giants, and say that this
is their year.  I hope I'm wrong.  I got to meet some
of the Twins, and they were pretty cool.  I'd like to
see them win it all.  Besides, someone needs to
represent the AL Central.

Toolie's Top Ten Tiger Memories of the Year...

10.  Roger Clemens goes for 300 at Comerica.  Stadium
was sold out and the Tigers had a huge comeback to
spoil it for the Rocket.  Tigers lose in the 17th
inning.

9.  Game in July with Matt Weiland.  Got to see the
Rockies for the first time while hanging out with old
Hillsdale buddy, Weiland.  Afterwards, got to hang out
with the Grey Fox (Claus) in Clarkston.

8.  Seeing the Tigers beat the White Sox with Gilbert.
  I only saw two wins this year, so this had to make
the list.  Plus, I really don't like Chicago that
much, so it was extra nice.

7.  Tigers/Red Sox game with the Bottinelli's.  What
can beat a pregame dinner in Greektown and then seeing
Pedro pitch for the Red Sox?  The Tigs had a great
chance to win, but couldn't get a sac fly in the
bottom of the ninth.  Claus found us halfway through
the game and hung out, which was fantastic.  The next
day, I layed by the pool in the sun and listened on
the radio as Wil Ledezma dominated the Red Sox.  I'm
not a sunbather, but Tigers on the radio can get me to
lay out for hours.

6.  Brandon Inge's walk off grand slam off of Troy
Percival to beat the Angels at Comerica.  I thought
this game was over, and Inge, of all people, goes deep
to give the Tigers some rare runs against the stingy
Angels closer.  A bright spot for sure in the season.

5.  My first game of the season.  Tigers lose to the
White Sox 5-0.  First time I had ever seen the White
Sox, last AL team that I hadn't seen.  First game with
a person who means quite a great deal to me.  First
time I had seen the fireworks show after the game.  A
nice show.  Tigers fall to 0-9.

4.  Tigers beat Oakland 2-1.  The other win I saw this
season, also with Gilbert.  Craig Monroe homers on the
13th pitch of an at bat against Tim Hudson.  In the
ninth, Monroe hits a leadoff double.  He is sacrificed
to third by Munson, and Brandon Inge hits a sac fly
deep enough to get the winning run across.  First win
for Steve Avery since 1999.  Afterwards it was beers
at Hockeytown as we watched the Pistons beat the 76ers
in the playoffs.

3.  Game versus the Diamondbacks in July.  Again, it
was my first time seeing Arizona (check em off the
list).  Lia and a lot of my family were at the game,
the fam via a charter bus from Ske-Town.  Nice to see
the game with uncles Eugene, John, and Denny, as well
as many of my cousins.  Got to take Deborah Kent to
her first game in Detroit (it wasn't rained out!).
Tigers lost in extras.  Had just been to Hillsdalian
Ryan Throne's wedding the night before.  Good weekend.


2.  Finishing the season 5-1 and avoiding the loss
record.  Lets face it, that's all we would have heard
about had they hit the mark.  Yeah, it would have been
something to say that we had witnessed the worst ever,
but I'd rather have the Tigers be associated with a
historic tradition and winning (somewhat) than have
some rotten loss record be what they are known for.

1.  August 9th game versus the Minnesota Twins.
Started with a trek across the finer parts of downtown
Detroit.  Met Luis and his friends by the ticket
window, got our super hook-up seats and watched the
game from 25 rows behind home plate.  Tigers lost in
extras (seeing a pattern?  I got a lot of free
baseball this year).  Got to see most of the players
from both teams after the games as they exited the
locker room.  Gave my first "interview" with the big
headed (literally) Matt Roney.

And as Ernie Harwell would put it, this season is
Looooooooooooong Gone!  Come November, everybody s
back to 0-0.  The Tigers will once again be tied for
the AL Central lead, and the magic number will be 163.
  I am exhausted as a fan right now, but a long winter
will be enough to whet my appetite for another season
of Tigers baseball.  Thanks to everyone for being on
board this season and sharing the TW love with your
friends.  I really enjoy doing this (some weeks more
than others) and I'm glad there are people out there
who enjoy reading it, even if it is occasionally.  Some
year will be the Tigers year.  Some day we will be
celebrating fantastic seasons.  Some October, I will
be putting out Weekly's...maybe even updates after
every game.  It could get crazy.  But for now we take
what we've got and make the best of it.  At my bowling
league tonight, I was told that I was the biggest
optimist the guy had ever known.  Being a Tiger fan,
having an optimistic view is essential for happiness.


Next year!

For the final time in 2003...

I am out!

Toolie
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